I kind of feel like the answer to this riddle, this is not the answer but this is how I put it… a boy in a man’s body.  Boy do I wish I was trying to sell Crankshaft when I was ten years younger.

Oh yea, I did and I made money.  But it seemed so hard to make a $100 bucks back then.  But I have to tell you it seems even harder now.  I should have taken the $100 in my early twenties and kept going with, before all my friends started having families and what not to consider this here a sin.

Crankshaft is a beautiful thing to me now and so was it then.  I want an adult life and I wanted when, when I first came up with this and rated it a ten.  I think you all like but know what to do with it if I put it on the side of a tin pen.

So what do I do now boy from then? I’m a grown man now trying to win.